Female, Fertile and Frustrated

Female, Fertile and Frustrated Artist: Diana Jordan
Label: Southern Tracks
Category: Music



Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Format: Explicit Lyrics
Media: Audio CD
Number Of Discs: 1


UPC: 030277012222
EAN: 0030277012222
ASIN: B00004SYSV


Release Date: 2000-05-09

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Tracks:

  1. Me and Tom Cruise
  2. Why Men Lose Weight Faster
  3. What Turns Us On
  4. Love's Expensive, Therapy's Cheap
  5. Old Gynecologist
  6. Hiding the Panties
  7. Stunt Penis
  8. Pet the Pony
  9. My Family Tree Is Cactus
  10. Squirrel Pee
  11. Buttmaster
  12. Mrs. Seinfeld
  13. Stinkin' Drinkin'
  14. Scoots the Retarded Dog
  15. You Talk Too Much
  16. I Wouldn't Go in There!
  17. Little Boys Vs. Little Girls
  18. Things Change in a Relationship
  19. Ms. Pepper: Intro
  20. Ms. Pepper: Men-O-Pause
  21. Ms. Pepper: Insignificant Other
  22. Ms. Pepper: Marriage Advice
  23. Ms. Pepper: Isle of Clitoris
  24. Ms. Pepper: Joe Montana
  25. Ms. Pepper: Romance Is All Women Want
  26. Bitchy Women-Song

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Sweet and sour........2006-12-29

Ms. Jordan is certainly a unique character. She's a woman who knows what she wants out of life and isn't afraid to tell you about it in graphic detail. I've seen her described as a "ball-buster" but I don't feel like that's fair; she seems like a strong woman but I don't think that makes her fit that "buster" label.

Her humor is, as I mentioned earlier, salty. A good deal of profanity, sexual humor, and some odd scatological humor revolving around her dog; she's also obviously been burned by men and refers to the fact often. While a great deal of what she says is very funny, I can't help feeling like it'd be funnier if I could relate to it (which, as a twenty-something man, I find difficult on this album). The main reason this album didn't score higher with me is because of her "Ms. Pepper" persona, adopted at the end of the album for a series of jokes. Ms. Pepper is who she says she'll be when she gets older: a washed-out, used-up Vegas lounge performer with an assumed stage name. The voice she uses makes me cringe and I find that I'd much rather skip those tracks than listen - which is a shame, there are some good jokes hidden under that irritating guise.

If you're a man, you probably should move on. If you're a woman who likes plain (and strong) talk about women and their issues, by all means try this album.

Music CD:

  1. Female, Fertile and Frustrated ~ Diana Jordan
  2. Color of Her Tears ~ Ayin Adams
  3. Waterfall ~ Wil.
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  5. Catnapper ~ Monroe Products
  6. Catnapper ~ Monroe Products
  7. Hully Gully Fever ~ Rudy Ray Moore
  8. Sing Best Country '99 V. 1 ~ Best Country '99
  9. Sing Best of the 60's ~ Best of the 60's
  10. Sing Best of Pop '98 ~ Best of Pop '98

Music CD

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Mil Cadenas ~ Banda Fugazz

Nos Bailes Da Vida ~ Milton Nascimento

Female, Fertile and Frustrated ~ Diana Jordan

Erotic Moods ~ Nusound

Billboard Top Hits: 1980-1984 ~ Various Artists

MTV Party to Go, Vol. 1 ~ Various Artists

Show en Vivo, Vol. 17 ~ Polo Polo

The Best ~ Johnny Ventura

Carlos Gardel ~ Carlos Gardel

El Rock de los 60's ~ Luis %22Vivi%22 Hernandez