If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car

If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car Artist: Robert Schimmel
Label: Warner Bros / Wea
Category: Music



Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Format: Explicit Lyrics
Media: Audio CD
Number Of Discs: 1


UPC: 093624697329
EAN: 0093624697329
ASIN: B00000DD1Z


Release Date: 1998-10-20

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  1. The Best Comedy Albums Of My Collection
  2. Comedy Albums That Will Have You In Tears (in no order)

Tracks:

  1. The Gym
  2. Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore
  3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs
  4. My Daughter
  5. Sperm Bank
  6. America Online
  7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit
  8. Sex And Your Heart Attack!
  9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack
  10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored)
  11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)
  12. I'm So Good In Bed

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Customer Reviews:

2 out of 5 stars Great Album Marred By Ending.......2004-07-20

Typically hysterical stand-up gets marred by novelty songs at the end. He begins the bit(s) at the end of the album by talking about how he's being pressured to release a novelty song to promote, but ends up spending way too much time with his take on them, including a full length song at the end. The crowd eats it up, but as per irony, that's the point - but it never should have been put on the album. Absolutely worth the purchase price for the first two-thirds of the album, though.

5 out of 5 stars Off The Hook!!!.......2002-01-16

This cd was just as I expected. Never a dull moment. Schimmel keeps you in stiches continually. He is very graphic, so if you are not into that style of comedy. I suggest you not buy it. I was very satisfied with this cd and do recommend it to all those who enjoy a good hard laugh. ...

3 out of 5 stars Angry but at times predictable.......2001-07-13

Schimmel is funny, but not as loaded with "classic" lines that you instantly memorize - you find these in superb Denis Leary's acts.

Sometimes it feels that he could go easier on four-letter words; excessive usage lessens the effect and blunts the sharp edge. This is a shame.

The title track - cheerful, silly and hilarious - is probably the highlight. I catch myself humming it every now and then.

5 out of 5 stars ... I laughed until I hurt!.......2000-11-17

Robert Schimmel is one of the most twisted, yet the most NORMAL, comic voice out there! Sure, what he talks about is gross at times, but most of it is stuff that WE have done! His material is hilarious, his timing impeccable, and he has the sweetest sounding voice when he tells his hilarious stories. Many times I have been feeling depressed, and his CDs have pulled me out of it and made me feel good! I recommend it. I own all of Robert Schimmel's CDs.

4 out of 5 stars I'll never get in the jacuzzi at the gym again..........2000-06-11

WHAT IS THAT FOAM, ANYWAY? Schimmel is funny, dirty, truthful, dirty, clever, dirty, twisted, dirty... and sometimes a little too dirty. If you like sex, like hearing about sex, like thinking about sex, or even wondering about sex, Schimmel will do all the thinking for you. Buy this and every other CD and look for his special on HBO -- this is not your typical comic, Schimmel sees everyday "acts" [?] in a whole new way... Just don't play it for your parents, your nice religious neighbor, or your kids' teachers. FUNNY!

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  2. Lake Wobegon Loyalty Days ~ Garrison Keillor
  3. Another Monty Python CD ~ Monty Python's Flying Circus
  4. Greatest Bits ~ Richard Jeni
  5. Bill Cosby at His Best ~ Bill Cosby
  6. The Bride of Firesign ~ Firesign Theatre
  7. Star Trek: Sound Effects From The Original TV Soundtrack ~ Various Artists
  8. FM & AM ~ George Carlin
  9. Rude Sound Effects ~ Various Artists
  10. Enhancing Success ~ Steven Halpern

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Banana Super Exitos ~ Dimension Costena

Gustavo Lara ~ Gustavo Lara

If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car ~ Robert Schimmel

In the Moment ~ Denny Zeitlin

Virgil Thompson: Lord Byron

The Best of Marvin Sease ~ Marvin Sease

Libre ~ Alejandra Guzman

Corazones ~ Los Prisioneros

Bachata Instumental ~ Various Artists

Partners In Crime, Pt. 4 ~ Westside Cartel III